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───────────[ DiZ oNe RuLeZ ]───────────
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┌│ │ OFFICAL NUMBER ONE │ │
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└┴────────────────────────┘
and it is:
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! THE OFFICIAL #1 AT ║ UC95 ║ !
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>AnoThA STaTe oPH Da aRT GuS/VGa DeMo<
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"THe TiMe HaZ CoMe
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The proof (copied from the _official_
results text for UC95):
Demo Compo
═══════════════════════════
1. Official Number One / Krewel Krew
2. Fake Healer / Fear Factory, Xography, Eye-
3. Comatose / Fear Factory
4. HBE-Fake / HBE
(all demos not available to the plebs)
─────────────────────────────────────────
U can c we break da law ----/\
───────────────────────────────────────────
And the maximum length for file_id.dizes
Take thiz:
This is the most complete set of blonde jo
This is the updated version, with (I think) all du
If you have a question, request for the jokes, dup
out, or one you think should be included, mail hss
There are 427 jokes in this list. 380 Q & A jokes
one liner jokes. (this does not include multiple
question. Including those it is about 460 jokes)
blonde dictionary at the end.
PLEASE, IF YOU COPY THIS OFF OF THE NET, PLEASE LE
SO THAT I KNOW HOW MANY ARE FLOATING AROUND, AND T
TIME I SPENT ON IT.
THANK YOU.
Disclaimer: These are not my jokes, I only compile
should be posted on rec.humor, or directed towards
Troy C. Belding
4/15/93
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
-----------------------------------
Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside d
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligen
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do t
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant. |
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───────────[ DiZ oNe RuLeZ ]───────────
┌────────────────────────┐
════╪═╤════════════════════╤═╪══
┌│ │ OFFICAL NUMBER ONE │ │
═══╪╪═╧════════════════════╧═╪══
└┴────────────────────────┘
and it is:
───────────────────────═╦══════╦═──────
! THE OFFICIAL #1 AT ║ UC95 ║ !
─────────════════───────╩══════╩═──────
>AnoThA STaTe oPH Da aRT GuS/VGa DeMo<
by
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"THe TiMe HaZ CoMe
FoR Da KReWL To RuLe !"
───────────────────────────────────────
The proof (copied from the _official_
results text for UC95):
Demo Compo
═══════════════════════════
1. Official Number One / Krewel Krew
2. Fake Healer / Fear Factory, Xography, Eye-
3. Comatose / Fear Factory
4. HBE-Fake / HBE
(all demos not available to the plebs)
─────────────────────────────────────────
U can c we break da law ----/\
───────────────────────────────────────────
And the maximum length for file_id.dizes
Take thiz:
This is the most complete set of blonde jo
This is the updated version, with (I think) all du
If you have a question, request for the jokes, dup
out, or one you think should be included, mail hss
There are 427 jokes in this list. 380 Q & A jokes
one liner jokes. (this does not include multiple
question. Including those it is about 460 jokes)
blonde dictionary at the end.
PLEASE, IF YOU COPY THIS OFF OF THE NET, PLEASE LE
SO THAT I KNOW HOW MANY ARE FLOATING AROUND, AND T
TIME I SPENT ON IT.
THANK YOU.
Disclaimer: These are not my jokes, I only compile
should be posted on rec.humor, or directed towards
Troy C. Belding
4/15/93
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
-----------------------------------
Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside d
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligen
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do t
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant. |
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